Tuesday, June 25, 2013

pudding SHOTS, SHOTS, EVERYBODYYYY!

Okay, so these shots didn't get that rowdy, I promise. Unless coconut milk has a secret that it's not telling me.


Nah. It looks pretty well-behaved to me.


So being the recent Pinterest-fan that I am, I combined, yes. COMBINED. Two Pinterest recipes!!!


However, since I started this post around a year ago (yes, did I ever tell you how EPIC of a procrastinator I am?), I promptly forgot which recipes I combined.

::frantically searches Pinterest boards::

I FOUND THEM! I tried out Chocolate Covered Katie's Chocolate Frosting Shots - which turned into chocolate pudding instead. Reviews? It was just alright, in my opinion. I tried it mostly to see what kind of magic coconut milk could do. But honestly, if I want pudding, I want the REAL THANG.

As for the sprinkle-coated shot glasses from this Mini Milkshake Shooters recipe - BRILLIANT! Came out super cute and definitely want to do this again with some kind of delicious layered dessert inside. Maybe for a birthday?

Anyway, that's all for now. What I find hilarious is that I randomly came on my Patticake site on a night that I can't fall asleep, and then realize that a good chunk of people actually read this site everyday...even without me updating it. Most traffic? My cake mix brownie post - due to the fact that I posted it ONCE on Pinterest and somehow it is now famous (I really don't understand...there's so many more delicious recipes on here!). Do people really like these cake mix brownies so much?? Tell me about it!

Well, maybe they're popular because it's times like these...at 1am...where hunger and a baking-craving strikes, and all that there is in the house is a cake mix. And voila - cake mix brownies.

Monday, July 16, 2012

missing europe

I recently went on a food trip to Europe. Oh my dear Lord, was it a DELICIOUS TRIP OR WHAT. There was a boulangerie (bakery) 2 blocks from our Paris hotel! Where I got daily croissants/various dessert items like these:





And then ate croque madames like this at Parisian outdoor cafes:


Netherlands "koffee" came with delicious nougat:


And then, my boyfriend surprised me by sending me peonies RIGHT to my hotel in Paris (!!!!!!! :D):


I miss the food oh so very much. And now I am an official Euro-coffee-snob as I've yet to drink a cup of coffee since my time back in Am-rica that comes close to Euro-coffee. Le sigh. I suppose I'll just have to go back someday.... ;)

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

red velvet rolls

Are you craving something ridiculous? Something that will wow your date? Something that will submerge you in the deepest sugar coma you've ever been in?

Well, search no longer, my friends, for have I the recipe for you! RED VELVET CINNAMON ROLLS.
Yes, you heard me right. I've been seeing a lot of red velvet-y things these days. I think it's def making a comeback, and man, am I glad because I am a huge red velvet fan!! However, when I am dripping that eerie red dye into the batter, I do cringe a little inside... But for the occasional red velvet treat, I'm willing to take the risk ;) Hopefully my someday-children won't have 3 heads or something equally as wild due to my red velvet consumption.
I found this recipe from Country Cleaver for Red Velvet Rolls awhile back and made them as one of three diabetes-inducing desserts for this past Easter.

Sigh. And they call me a Registered Dietitian. And on that note, I've actually started another blog! Erm...which may be why there are fewer patticake posts as of late. Anyway, call me hypocritical but it's called miss dietitian and I'd love if you checked it out! :)
 

Back to all things sugar and fat, however. These babies are amazing. I am not kidding when I say they will knock the literal socks off of your sorry little feet. And the clincher? The CHOCOLATE SUGAR MIXTURE IN THE MIDDLE. Oh dear, Lord.

Okay, I've done enough ranting. Now go! Run! HURRY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? Go make these, and then grab your closest friends and eat these with a large glass of non-fat milk! (you know...for calcium, and protein, and to cancel out the crazy amount of sugar in this recipe ;)

Knock Your Socks Off Red Velvet Rolls

Taken from Country Cleaver's Red Velvet Rolls...with a few patticake changes.

Ingredients

Red Velvet Rolls:
1 pint non-fat milk
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup sugar
1 Tbsp apple cider vinegar
1 Tbsp red food coloring, Wilton works good
2 Tbsp cocoa powder
1 package active dry yeast, .25 ounce
4 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt


Filling:
3 Tbsp cocoa powder, divided
1 cup butter, melted
1 cup sugar


Frosting:
1 package 1/3 less fat cream cheese, room temperature
3 cup powdered sugar
1/4 cup non-fat milk
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
Dash salt

Directions

Dough:
For the dough, heat up milk, oil, sugar, vinegar, food coloring and cocoa in a sauce pan over medium heat until it reaches about 101 degrees. Remove from heat and sprinkle dry yeast over the top and let rest for 5 minutes.


In large bowl, whisk together flour and warm milk/oil/sugar/yeast mixture. Cover with towel and set aside in warm place for 1 hour to rise. 


When dough has risen, mix in baking soda, baking powder and salt. Use immediately or place in fridge for next day's use.

Pre-heat oven to 375 degrees.


For Filling:
Split dough in half and work with one half at a time. Set aside the other half of the dough for the next round of filling and rolling. On floured surface, roll dough into a 15 by 10 inch rectangle. Key note: FLOURED SURFACE. Don't want your kitchen counter to be a lovely shade of red at the end of this baking adventure.


In bowl, whisk together melted butter, sugar and cocoa powder. Test to make sure the proportions are to your liking, add more sugar or cocoa depending on desired taste.
Pour sugar/butter/cocoa mixture onto the rolled out dough, distribute/spread evenly. Beginning from the furthest edge tightly roll the dough towards you. When you reach the ends of the roll, pinch the edges of the dough together to create a seam. Slice log into 1 1/2" rolls, and place rolls into baking dish lightly coated with butter.


Repeat this process with other half of dough, rolling out, filling, rolling together and slicing. Let dough rise for at least 20 minutes. When I made these, I let them rise overnight since I wanted them freshly out of the oven right before I served them the next day.


Place baking dish with rolls into oven for about 17 minutes. Remove and let cool on wire cooling rack.


For Frosting:
In a stand mixer with a paddle attachment beat cream cheese until smooth. Slowly add in 1 cup of sugar at a time, alternating with a few tablespoons of milk until it's all mixed together. Add in rest of milk, vanilla extract and salt. Pour or smooth over red velvet rolls while they are still warm.


Slice and devour.


Adapted from Ree Drummond's Cinnamon Rolls and inspired by Paula Deen's Red Velvet Cake.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

luck o' the irish

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!!!!


xoxo patticake

Thursday, March 15, 2012

cinnamon raisin scones

Once upon a time, it was a scone kind of day. So Patti whipped out her new cookbook (well, new as of Christmas-Secret-Santa-Party), The New Best Recipe, and turned to page 712. AND LO AND BEHOLD, she found a recipe for scones. Imaggot-that!


So she baked and she baked until these scones jumped right out of the oven and (nearly) into her mouth.

The end!


Cinnamon Raisin Scones
Adapted from The New Best Recipe
 
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tbsp. baking powder
3 tbsp. sugar
1/2 tsp. salt
2 tsp. cinnamon
5 tbsp. unsalted butter,  cut into pieces
1/2 cup raisins (raspberries, chocolate chips, or walnuts would be delicious, too :)
1 cup heavy cream (I didn't have any on hand and wanted to eat these STAT, so I used vanilla soy milk. Any milk or milk-like beverage would work, but if you want a more rich scone, then heavy cream is your friend.)


1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Spray a baking sheet with nonstick cooking spray.
2. Place the flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, and cinnamon in a large bowl. Mix with a whisk to remove any clumps.
3. Using a pastry blender (or 2 knives will work), cut in the butter until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Add the raisins (or whatever you are mixing in) and mix until they are evenly distributed throughout the flour mixture.
4. Stir in the heavy cream (or milk) with a rubber spatula or fork, until the dough begins to form, about 30 seconds.
5. When dough is slightly sticky, turn out dough onto prepared baking pan and form a thick, flat, 8-inch circle with the dough. Take a butter knife and divide the circle into 8 wedges, pressing the knife about half of a knife-width into the dough to make indentations.
6. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out relatively clean when inserted in the middle of the round. Cut into wedges and devour with jam, butter, or just plain!


Tuesday, March 13, 2012

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Have a delicious day :)




sixteen-layer cake monstrosity

 
This post is a tad belated, but I wanted to share what I made for my Valentine for Valentine's Day! He's so great, that I thought I'd surprise him with none other but....

A SIXTEEN LAYER CAKE!

Yes, my friends, you heard me right. Sixteen. Layers. Each layer is made with a scant 1/2 cup of batter. So you can imagine the loveliness of putting that amount of batter in a clean 8-inch cake pan lined with parchment paper 16 times. That's love right there, my friends, that's love.
So some background on this recipe. I've only made this recipe twice in my 24 years. The first time when I was 13, when I first discovered the world of baking. I was in a Martha Stewart phase back then, when her show was regularly on channel 7 in the morning. I tried to find the intro of the show on YouTube to share it with y'all because it was just so 90s-esque (and who didn't love the 90s?) but it could not be found.


Anyway, even back then, 13-year old Patti loved a culinary challenge, so I set out to make the cake. It was a horrible experience. Now that doesn't mean that the cake came out bad!! It came out delicious, actually, but the entire prep and baking process was just a nightmare and not fun at all. Hence my 11 year hiatus from baking this cake ever again.

Until now. I just had to make this cake for Matt for Valentine's Day! And this time around, I was an older, wiser, more seasoned baker and the cake actually wasn't that bad to make. Okay, it did take about 3 hours to bake all of the layers, but hey, love makes us do crazy things!
So above we have the 1/2 cup of batter that will haunt you in your dreams because it has to be spread oh-so-thinly over the baking pan. Good times, good times.


It's hard to do the first time, but you get 16 tries, so you get the hang of it after awhile.

And then, you are rewarded with THIS! Sixteen beautiful yellow cake layers that are wafer thin. And let me tell you, these cake layers have a certain cookie-like taste to them. THEY TASTE LIKE COOKIES. And then you put the chocolate ganache between the layers, and by golly, you have arrived at heaven.






Yummmmm.













SO beautiful.

I also made these Oreo-like chocolate sandwich heart cookies for my family for Valentine's Day, and I decided to top the cake with one of them.


This cake is delicious. Hands down. And you don't need a lot to satisfy your sweet tooth. And let me tell you, it is HEAVY! Must be all those layers of deliciousness. I do have to give my nutritionist plug, however, and say that this cake is to be eaten in moderation and for special occasions! You'll see what I mean when you see the ingredients in the recipe. ;)

If you want tips/suggestions for baking this monstrosity, shoot me a comment!



Alma Etheridge WIlson's Roanoke Sixteen-Layer Chocolate Fudge Cake
From Martha Stewart Living

3 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
2 cups (4 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
1/3 cup solid vegetable shortening
3 cups sugar
6 large eggs, room temperature
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/8 tsp. salt
1 cup evaporated milk
3 tsp. vanilla extract
1 recipe Chocolate Glaze
      Cooking spray
      Parchment paper

1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Coat two 8-inch cake pans with nonstick cooking spray. Line each with a parchment circle, trimmed to be slightly smaller than the 8-inch pan. Coat parchment with cooking spray, and dust with flour, shaking out the excess. Set pans aside.

2. In an electric mixer bowl with a paddle attachment, cream the butter and shortening on medium high, about 1 minute.

3. Add sugar and beat until fluffy, about 3 minutes. Use a rubber spatula to scrape down the sides as needed.

4. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing after each addition. Scrape down sides of bowl after adding last egg. Beat 1 minute more.

5. Sift together flour, baking powder, and salt. Combine milk and vanilla. Reduce speed of mixer to low, and add flour mixture alternatively with milk mixture in five additions, beginning and ending with flour. (1/3 flour, 1/2 milk, 1/3 flour, 1/2 milk, 1/3 flour) Mix until just combined.

6. Spoon 1/2 cup batter into each of the two prepared pans. Using a small offset spatula, spread batter evenly across pan. Plan pans on center rack in over, and bake until cakes are set and barely golden along the edges, 8-10 minutes.

7. Remove cakes from oven, and let cook on wire rack about 3 minutes. Use offset spatula to loosen edges of cakes, and invert onto wire rack lined with parchment paper. Peel off parchment paper. Repeat process in freshly prepared pans until 16 layers are baked. Keep batter in a bowl at room temperature while you work. The baked layers should be approximately 1/4 inch think. Stack slightly warm cake layers with a piece of parchment between each. Wrap stack with plastic wrap to keep layers fresh as you work.

8. Prepare chocolate glaze ONLY after ALL cake layers are baked. To glaze cake, place one layer on a cardboard cake round, trimmed to be slightly smaller than cake. Place on a wire rack with a baking sheet underneath rack. Ladle 2 tbsp. of glaze over layer. Use a small offset spatula to spread glaze over the entire surface of cake. The glaze should just coat the cake. Scrape off any excess glaze.

9. Place second layer of cake on top of first, pressing down gently to secure and create a level cake. Repeat process until all 16 layers are stacked on top of one another. Be careful that the cake remains level as you stack the layers, pressing down on the cake should help.

10. Pour remaining glaze over top layer of cake, and let drip down sides. Using a small offset spatula, smooth sides of cake so they are completely covered. Let stand 30 minutes before serving, if you can wait that long. :)


Chocolate Glaze
7 1/2 oz. unsweetened chocolate, chopped into small chunks
3 cups sugar
1 1/4 cup evaporated milk
5 tbsp. light corn syrup

1. Place chocolate in the top of a double boiler or heat-proof bowl. Set aside.

2. Combine sugar, milk, and corn syrup in small saucepan. Set over medium-high heat and bring to boil. Stir often; boil 1 minute. Immediately pour hot mixture over chocolate; stir until chocolate melts.

3. Fill bottom of double boiler with water, and bring to a boil. Remove from heat. Set bowl of chocolate over double boiler to keep warm while frosting cake.